Hello, world, Jon Phillips here. Keep your eye trained on this blog if you want to get strained retinas, but also if you want to keep abreast of the latest "Geoffrey Broughe Handles Confrontation Poorly" news! You probably don't have to actually keep your eye trained on the blog, you can just come back and hit "refresh" every couple hours or days or whatever. I'm sure you have more important things to do. Maybe go for a run? That sounds healthy. I should start running. Get the blood flowing, that would be good for me. Work up a sweat. Cardio. Cardio? Cardio.
...nah, sounds hard. Watch this space, anyway.